Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is a cow's dream job?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
