Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
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Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the duck cross the road?