What's the richest basketball team?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a vacation at home?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did one plate say to the other?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?