Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why was the cat so small?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How do you massage a chicken wing?