Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How do fleas travel?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?