How do fleas travel?
Itch hiking.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
