What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?