What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?