I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Good, good thymes.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
We had a discussion about roses.
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How does a cow do math?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?