I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Good, good thymes.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
