I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Good, good thymes.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What was the first animal in space?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?