I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Good, good thymes.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?