What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?