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What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What is a king's favorite weather?