What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.