What do cats wear to work?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?