What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How did groundhogs get their name?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?