Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?