Why don't ants get sick?
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Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What is a cow's dream job?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?