Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How does cardboard get its workout in?