Why is winter considered holy?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What siblings are always sad?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why do cows go to New York?