Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?