What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What horn never makes a sound?
Where do surfers go to school?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?