What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why do cows wear bells?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What superpower do all middle children have?