What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Families are like fudge.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why was the picture sent to jail?