Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?