Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Which dog belongs in a band?