Why was the math book sad in winter?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is the strongest animal?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the confused bee say?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?