How do locomotives know where to go?
They have a lot of training.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the stair machines call each other?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
