How do locomotives know where to go?
They have a lot of training.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?