What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Tell him I can't see him.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?