What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Tell him I can't see him.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?