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What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
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Why was the fabric always laughing?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
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What says: oom oom oom?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?