What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What makes music in your hair?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?