What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What sweet treat never panics?
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What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?