What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
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When do flowers get their workout in?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
