What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where do kittens go to school?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How do you get straight A's?