Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She was playing by ear.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why was the spider so smart?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Do dads always snore?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
