What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which state is the cleanest?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?