Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She was playing by ear.
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How do billboards talk?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?