Where do burgers like to dance?
At the meatball.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What animal loves Indian food?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How do snowmen get information?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
