Where do burgers like to dance?
At the meatball.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How do fireflies start a race?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?