Where do burgers like to dance?
At the meatball.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?