Where do burgers like to dance?
At the meatball.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do fish do at parades?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?