What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What happens when a frog's car dies?