What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
Why are turtles so shy?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Where does Superman park his cars?