Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?