Where do mermaids see movies?
What do jokesters study in college?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?