What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do cats give such great massages?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
If you need help building an ark...
What car does Yoda® drive?
What table can you never sit at?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
