What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Where are average things manufactured?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?