Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
She always felt a little sheepish.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Where do birds go to drink?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
How do you make a bandstand?