Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where are average things manufactured?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?