What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?