What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?