What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why was the cow afraid?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What does an evil hen lay?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What shape has a knighthood?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What kind of money do fishermen make?