Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What tree has the most bark?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why do trees try new things so often?