What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
Why don't ants get sick?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
