What is the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?