What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How does a taco bless the table?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Where do stars go to college?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the sick chicken say?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?