Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the border collie get a raise?