How do billboards talk?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call stolen cheese?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?