What's the politest month?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the fish blush?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What is another name for a cow?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the airline worker name her child?
