What animal makes the best lunches?
A peanut butter and jelly fish.
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a dog in space?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How are mountains able to see?
