How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do you make antifreeze?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do Scottish toads play?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How does a penguin build its house?