What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How are mountains able to see?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What are you studying in math?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How do you wash a lamb?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What is the emptiest holiday?