Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?