Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?