Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
