How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
They were triplets.
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which state has the best streets?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
