What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How do bees get to school?
What animal loves Indian food?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?