What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How do automobiles fly?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What is the emptiest holiday?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?