What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
The Exterminator.
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What makes music in your hair?
When should you start writing a book?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What says: oom oom oom?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?