What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
The Exterminator.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why are trees always so positive?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
