Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why do cats love to work?