What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What does the sun drink out of?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?