What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
When is a baseball player like a thief?