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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
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Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?