Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why do cats love to work?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
