Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Which dogs love to study science?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Where do cats go on vacation?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?