Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How do you make a cow float?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?