Why do cats love to work?
They're purr-fect at everything they do.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What condiment has wings?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
