Why do cats love to work?
They're purr-fect at everything they do.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What condiment has wings?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Which fly makes films?