When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Summer vacation.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?