When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Summer vacation.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why was the broom late for school?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?