Why is grass so dangerous?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What was the first animal in space?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?