What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?