What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What animal knows kung fu?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What school subject really rocks?