What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What car always breaks the rules?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
