What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How do you talk to a giant?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?