Two silkworms got in a fight.
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?