Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Things were getting heated.
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did summer say to spring?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
