Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which family member has tusks?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the fish blush?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?