Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?