Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's a forklift?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?