Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a cat's favorite song?
