What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why is a computer so smart?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why is furniture so generous?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How do fish watch TV shows?