What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?