What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?