What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do fish use for glasses?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
If you need help building an ark...
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
