Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What style of music weighs the most?
It's allergy season again?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's the loudest sport?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
