Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the echo get detention?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?