Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why do bees gossip?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?