Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why do elephants have trunks?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Which condiment adds the most kick?