Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?