Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How long do chickens work?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why do mice need oiling?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?