Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How do you make a bandstand?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?