How do you raise a baby elephant?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why are winter days great?
Where do hamsters come from?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why do trees hate going to school?