What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
TikTok.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why was the spider so smart?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the duck cross the road?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
