What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
TikTok.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?