Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
What do you call a singing rodent?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Where do termites go camping?
Why was the bee sad?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?