Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
I broke my finger!
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?