Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
How do you make a cow float?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?