Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
