Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What animal floats best?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call a sad latte?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?