What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do cats wear to work?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?