Where do hamsters come from?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the student eat their homework?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?