Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Who do camels find most inspiring?