What dogs are always lying to you?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How does a witch play loud music?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?