What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What school subject really rocks?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?