What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
An ex-ray.
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why was the math book sad?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
