What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
How does a witch play loud music?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do librarians never make plans?