What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How does a barber get to work?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Where was Noah born?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why was the bud so shy?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call a peanut in space?