What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?