What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?