If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why are books always so angry?
Why are all priests fit?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?