What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How does dinner smell?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
