What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What are you studying in math?
Where do stars go to college?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did March say to the madness?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?