What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Which family member is always relieved?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?