What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Round robins.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Where do polar bears vote?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is the best Christmas present ever?