What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Round robins.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
How does a lion greet other animals?