What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Round robins.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
