What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Round robins.
Why didn't the melons get married?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call hiking college students?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do insects learn at school?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?