Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What game do bats excel at?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?