How did the toad die?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How does NASA organize a company party?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do math teachers love March?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?