What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
A sand crab.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
