What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why was the bee sad?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?