What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did March say to the madness?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?