What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
How do you compliment a cat?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
If you need help building an ark...
What is the wealthiest fish?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What was the first animal in space?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
