What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?