What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did electricity win the race?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?