Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
Where do surfers go to school?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?