Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?