Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What's the friendliest pen?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
