What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Where do surfers go to school?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's the most determined bird?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?