What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How do you organize a space party?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
