What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where do horses reside?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?