What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?