What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?