What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
When does a horse talk?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why do baseball players love bowling?