What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why do cows go to New York?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?