Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
He didn't have the right hook.
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.