Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
He didn't have the right hook.
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
