What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why was the math book sad?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?