How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?