What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Cows.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How do you make a bandstand?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?