What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where do termites go camping?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?