What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What condiment has wings?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's the politest month?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?