What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?