What did the paper say to the pencil?
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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you give a sick pig?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Families are like fudge.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
